Saturday, January 07, 2006

Vestibular mode /On

"If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human, fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit. Because I am hard you will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that?"

Amanhã começa a brincadeira.. Vamos às estatísticas:
--Curso de Ciência da Computação 2006--
Número de inscritos: 1108
Vagas: 100 (75/25)
Densidade: 11.08
--Distribuição de Pesos--
Português/Redação - 3
Matemática - 3
Física - 2
Língua Estrangeira Moderna - 2
Biologia - 1
Química - 1
Geografia - 1
Literatura - 1
História - 1
--Média do último colocado/2005--

Vamos ver o que acontece....


Blogger Felipe said...

vamos lá!!!

não posso falar muito mais do que isso porque ODIEI o vestibular.

11:55 PM  
Anonymous dindo Paulo said...

Vestibular mode /Off !!!

Agora, depois do churras, começamos a fazer as contas!

Já tenho teu escore até Inglês, como foi Biologia e História?

6:09 PM  
Anonymous Lulu said...

Mas isso tá mais fácil do que sentar em pudim! (uhuhuhuuhuh)
Assim, até eu! ;P Essa provinha de física não foi nada (capaaaz)... eheheh
Vc vai passar sim! Depois passa no meu álbum no orkut. Tem uma homenagem pra ti! ;)

2:13 PM  
Blogger Felipe said...

nunca mais?

11:36 AM  
Anonymous Jorge said...

A quem interessar possa ;)

acertos med. d.pad.
Por 23 (15,8 4,7)
Fís 22 (10,9 4,7)
Lit 16 (12,2 3,9)
Mat 24 ( 8,2 3,8)
Ing 24 (13,1 5,5)
Bio 13 ( 9,2 4,4)
His 19 (11,6 4,6)
Quí 17 ( 8,9 4,6)
Geo 18 (11,6 4,1)

Com esses resultados e os pesos a média harmônica daria 702,39 (lembrando que nisso falta o resultado da Redação). O resto só no dia 20, mas eu tenho minha aposta...

6:13 PM  
Blogger Felipe said...

tempus fugit...


9:41 PM  
Blogger Felipe said...

There is no egg in eggplant or ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins were not invented in England nor french fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies, while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. And why is it that writers write, but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce, and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So, one moose, 2 meese? One index, two indices? Is cheese the plural of choose? If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?!

In what language do people recite at a play, and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell? Park on driveways and drive on parkways? How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another? When a house burns up, it burns down. You fill in a form by filling it out and an alarm clock goes off by going on. When the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.

And why, when I wind up my watch, I start it, but when I wind up this answer, I end it? Now you see why it takes 3-7 times as long to learn English as it does to learn Spanish and why English sucks!!

9:42 PM  
Blogger Felipe said...


5:36 PM  

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