Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Through the Rabbit Hole

Só para dar um sinal de vida, até porque estou de férias e não tenho muito sobre o que escrever... Este post vai ser mais como um entresuelo, sem nada das coisas normais.. Para updates completos esperem até o final das férias ou que aconteça algum cataclisma geopolítico merecedor do meu comentário (mas que audácia!)

Bom. Passei no vestibular da UFRGS 2006/1, para o curso de Ciência da Computação. Fiz um escore de 695 e uns quebrados, que me rendeu a oitava colocação. Foi bom porque eu não tive problema de não ter vagas em nenhuma cadeira (fiz a matrícula hoje de manhã). Mas eu até esperava ir melhor. Serve de lição para eu parar de me fresquear e estudar de verdade para as coisas que importam. Luckily, esta lição não veio tarde demais :)


Blogger Felipe said...

Jura que a colocação no vestibular importa pra alguma coisa... se algum dia eu olhar um currículo e constar esse ranking, vou tocar fogo no papel e perseguir o candidato com uma tocha. (E tocar fogo nele, e apagar o fogo batendo com um extintor)

10:46 AM  
Blogger Felipe said...

- Can you cry under water?
- How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
- Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
- Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
- Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
- What disease did cured ham actually have?
- How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
- Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
- If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
- Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
- Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
- Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
- Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
- Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
- If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
- Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
- If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
- Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when asking where the bathroom is?
- Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
- If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
- If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
- If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
- Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
- Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
- Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a haemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
- Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?

12:28 PM  
Blogger Felipe said...

olha... blog absolutamente largado às traças... uma vergonha.

9:02 PM  

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